The dating process can be ridiculous, even hilarious. So, why not have a laugh? Knowing how to tell a good joke, no matter how cheesy, can put a smile on almost anyone’s face. From corny pick up lines to punny knock knock jokes, keep reading to learn the funniest dating jokes sure to get a laugh (or at least a cheeky grin)!
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Dating Jokes
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
- We may not be socks, but I know we’d make a great pair.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?
- Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
- Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
- How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave her a ring.
- What does a ghost call their partner? A ghoul friend.
- Not to brag, but I have a date for Valentine’s Day. February 14th.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ax. Ax who? May I ax you on a date?
- Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
- What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a mel-e-on.
- Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Aheard. Aheard who? Aheard you love a good knock-knock joke.
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna go on one?
- I’ve been on 3 dates with someone who works at a zoo. I think they’re a keeper.
- I was told never to date a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah.
- Where did the cows go on a date? To the moooovies.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
- Do you have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
- I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because I have some cheesy jokes.
- Never date an apostrophe. They can be possessive.
- Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m bad at poems. Dinner for two?
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin in this world is sweeter than you.
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- My girlfriend dated a clown right before she met me. I’ve got some big shoes to fill.
- Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.